Petition to make this the new anonymous icon

do you see this shit my liege
I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
two years ago… on this day….
I was about to say how dumb this idea was in retrospect because of COVID. Then I realized this was pre-pandemic and am mentally incapable of processing the fact that two years ago lockdown was just. Not a thing.
all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure
Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!

Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!

Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesn’t cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail.

Gould’s Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too.

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like they’re covered in powdered sugar.

Bulldog Bat, a bulldog… with wings <3

Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but they’re actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3

And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Can’t get any more Halloween than that <3
Let me add a couple more!!

A personal favorite of mine: Honduran White Fruit Bat, also known as ‘Marshmallow Bats’! These tiny cuties make tents by nibbling on the leaves until they fold down, and they snuggle close underneath it!

Bumblebee Bat! The smallest bat species and often considered the smallest mammal on Earth!

And the newly discovered Pied Bat!! I couldn’t find much about them, but gosh, they are adorable!!
I love them all.
pokemon fans tell me ur first ever shiny. red gyrados doesnt count. mine was bidoof (by accident) lol
do i have finals due friday? yes. did i still spend most of the day today making a “which gates character are you” uquiz? also yes! can you take the quiz by clicking on the underlined portion of this textpost?? also yes so knock yourselves out!!
if you do take this reblog and like. tag your result ig? idk i’m just curious to see what people get :D
ohhh rb with your top song of the year? 👀
Since I just realised I make a ton of these, and my Transformers analysis posts tend to be my most popular content, I figured I’d make it easy on people to find anything they might be interested in.
I’ll update this regularly as I make more essays and analysis posts! :)
Thank you for being interested, and I look forward to covering more deep dives into Transformers lore, culture, anatomy, and other subjects! :)
27 July 2023: This list requires some updates– I’m working on it! :)
Listed in order from most recent to oldest:
TFP: Ratchet and Raf: Teaching Language is Teaching Culture
TFP Cybertronian Linguistics: Soundwave and Multimodal Communications
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IDW 1: Drift and Rodimus: How to Approach a Hallucinating Ratchet
IDW 1: Pharma, The DJD, and Psychological Resilience
The Ecosocial Theory of Embodiment As Applied to Cybertronians
MTMTE / Lost Light: Velocity and Gaining Experience as a Medic
TFP Bulkhead’s Wrecking Ball Fists and Real World Industrial Drilling Bits
Cybertronian Medical Conditions, Classifications, and Causatives
IDW 1 Ratchet and Potential Pharmaceutical Abuse
TFP, IDW 1, and TFA: Cybertronian Cultural and Medical Distinctions Regarding the Physical Form
Various TF Media, TFP, and TFA: What Are Cybertronians Made Of? Nanites and Human Equivalents (Uses my own FBC blood test results as example case study.)
IDW 1 Rung and Cybertronian Psychology + Psychiatric Medical Practice in Canon
IDW 1: Tailgate and Stages of Cybertronian Development
G1 - Basic Cybertronian Structural Anatomy (Storyboard Analysis)
Various TF Media: Potential Risks to Cybertronian Health on Earth
G1 Marvel Comics - Sleep, Stress, Syncope, Trauma, and Cybertronians
TFP - Cybertronian Medical Ethics and Best Practice Standards
TFP - Megatron and How Dark Energon Affects Him Psychologically
TFP - Ratchet and the Use of Real World Psychological First Aid Techniques to Reassure Miko
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IDW 1: Cybertronian Facial Markings: Spirituality and Grief
TFP: Cybertron and the Functionist Indoctrination of Youth: Smokescreen and Ratchet
IDW 1 Beginning of the Decepticon Movement + Real World “Fire and Rehire” Workplace Abuses
IDW 1 Folklore and Folk Magic in the Mines of Kaon
IDW 1 The Differences Between the Leadership Styles of Optimus and Rodimus
IDW 1 - Differences Between Optimus and Rodimus (Additional Commentary)
IDW 1 Cyclonus and Cybertronian Music History
TFP - The Cybertronian Class System
TFP / Aligned Continuity: The Nature of the Autobot/Decepticon Conflict
IDW 1 - Whirl and the Baby Scraplet: Semiotic Analysis
IDW 1 - Exploring the Concept of Primal Lineage
Holiday Special: Cybertronian Holidays and Celebrations
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TFP: What if Cybertronians Never Adapted to Working With Humans?
IDW 1 / TFP: Cybertronians and their View of Human Beings
TFP: Ratchet’s Assumptions about Human Capabilities
G1 - When Bots Influence the Development of Other Civilisations
TFA - Isaac Sumdak and Depictions of Human Aging in Animation
TFP - Ratchet and Raf: The Effect of War on Children
TFP: Cybertronians and Road Rules / Vehicle Safety on Earth
TFP: Ratchet’s Science Projects and his Memories of Cybertron
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TFP: Quintus Prime and the Quintessons: Colonialism in Space
Earthspark - Optimus Prime’s Face Shield and Audience Accessibility
TFP: Ratchet and Bulkhead: Comic Cover Analysis
IDW 1: The Characterisation of Cop!Optimus and Revolutionary!Megatron - Analysing Audience Response
Meta Analysis: Hasbro’s Anti-Union Hiring Practices
G1: Character Designs Inspired by Real World Fashion Patterns
G1 - Spike Witwicky’s Design vs Real World Fashion Pattern
G1: Transformers in Human Form: Character Design vs Real World Fashion Patterns
TFP - Kaonian Culture vs Real World Punk Scene
G1 Cybertron’s Colony World: Paradron
TFP - Orion Pax’s Cybertronian Design Analysis
Meta Analysis: Iconic Music from Various Transformers Media (With Links to Audio)
IDW 1 / Meta Analysis: The Implications of Megatron Being Left Handed
IDW 1 - One Sentence Analysis of Drift’s Character Development Arc as Biblical Narrative
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Thank you for being interested, and I look forward to covering more deep dives into Transformers lore, culture, anatomy, and other subjects! :)
(Bonus: Here’s the start of my TFP Russia AU concept, which is still in the works, the past few months have been…intense, lmao, but updates are being worked on!)
Bonus 2: Here’s my master list of Transformers media available on the Internet Archive! Content is included from across a wide range of Transformers franchises/media.
